Well there goes my weekend of socialising. I had big plans you know. There was a band involved , and the local pub and two nights of drinking and boogying........now its gone, all my plans have gone out the door , up the blardy garden path , never to be seen again. Why you may ask?? Well last night I got this tingling feeling they talk about in the advert and then this morning I awoke to a huckie great cold sore forming on my lower lip. Nice, incredibly attractive and now I fume.
I hate these bloody things, havent had one for years and now this summer I have had two. Both after a day in the sun out on the boat without my lipscreen. When will I learn. I feel like a social pariah now and have decided all plans must stop and I will pull the curtains and keep indoors all weekend because there is no way on this great earth me and my coldsore are going to be seen in public together. Now dont get me wrong this is not a little " slap a bit of lippy on it" and no one will notice jobbie, this is a "makes my lips look like Angelina Jolie's collegen infused pout" type of thing. If I pout any more I will trip over the damn thing.
You know, this year I decided my new years resolution was not going to be about giving something up, like alcohol or ciggarettes. No, It was going to be about getting/doing more of something instead. I personally felt this was a way more positive approach and I would probably stick to it a damn sight longer if I was getting more of something than giving something up.
It wasnt chocolate no.
I decided that my New Years Resolution was that I was going to kiss more. Yes thats right, kiss more. Kiss who?? it didnt matter too much I just decided I was going to kiss more. This in itself posed a problem, I needed to find someone to kiss in the first instance.
Ok this I am still working on, though I have managed a few practise runs so far.
Alas, this weekend there will be no kissing, no snogging, no dancing. Oh woe is me :( . I am so not used to sitting at home all weekend these days I like to go out and create havoc and enjoy my weekends so that I have something to get me through Mondays.
I went to the chemist and bought some of those patchy-things that go over the top and then you can put your lippy on.....well these are great, if you want to walk around looking like you have a stray polkadot landed on your lip! They dont work so well when you use a liquid gloss type lippy it would seem.
Oh well I guess this means I will catch up on my study this weekend. Either that or drink copious amounts of rum while lying on the couch sulking, eating chocolate and watching DVD's all weekend.
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